Plumbing

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don’t work, those that break, and those that get lost. Russell Baker

I have acquired a reputation for my ineptitude when it comes to all things mechanical. It is especially painful because my father-in-law is a handy man. My wife grew up, spoiled by one who can fix anything.

This weekend, I got to test my plumbing skills. Our kitchen drain was clogged. To my wife, it was unthinkable to call a plumber for something so routine as a clogged drain. I was drafted into service, against my will.

I have always thought that the first thing they teach plumbers when they go to plumbing school is how to swear. I’m pretty good at that part of plumbing. After that, it gets dicey.

After several tries, my 15' drain auger successfully dislodged the blockage. The water flows freely again, and I have been crowned the house plumber. I am entitled to the full majesty of such a title.